Shanghai: The Best Place for Haircuts
I think this is the guy who has shot people in the head at bank machines around China. He did it a few weeks ago in Nanjing and now these posters are all over the place. Scary!
Update: Here is a picture of the real thing. I forgot I had taken a picture. I will delete it now because I don’t want the image to haunt my taste buds. Twister fries are a nice change though.
Warning: If you are living in or visiting Asia, you must never eat this! I was caught up in the moment during CNY festivities in Malaysia and decided to give it a shot. Big Mistake. It was like a soggy, Arch Deluxe smothered in peppery gravy. I shudder to think what would have happened if I ordered the double like they suggested. However, if you are in McDonalds during the holiday, definitely get the Prosperity McFizz. It takes like 7-up mixed with Sunny Delight. Very nice! It tastes great with the Twister fries that they are selling right now.
Movie Review - Human Centipede: Full Sequence
I won’t bother with writing a review or talking too much about it. The picture above pretty much says it all. It’s like the first Human Centipede movie but worse. It’s a lot stupider than the original but at least it doesn’t claim to be 100% medically accurate. It’s disgusting but unrealistic.
Rating: Who cares
Movie Review: Tintin.
I’m pretty sure this movie doesn’t come out for another month in North America but its already in the Shanghai cinemas. It’s 3D so I did all the necessary prep work, y’know what I’m sayin’? I got to the theatre and grabbed a big coke and a sweet popcorn. They haven’t gotten into the classic salty, butter popcorn for some reason. Anyway, the movie started with a cool introduction. I’m sure it was a reference to something but I can’t remember. The movie starts with Tintin getting a caricature done and the result is Herge’s drawing of him. Then he buys a model boat and it’s all action from there. I won’t give away plot details. He meets the Captain on a boat. Captain Haddock parties hard and is a cool character. They go to Morocco for a bit and the Moroccans are funny. There are some cool fights and it has an inspiring ending. I recommend everyone watches this movie because it’s fun. You should probably sneak whisky into the theatre because Captain Haddock is getting drunk the whole time.
Rating: 👍👍
I took this picture at the Shanghai Masters golf tournament. Chinese guys really liked getting their picture taking in front of photos of pro golfers. I’m not sure if they realized that these people were actually at the tournament and were available for photos and autographs. Maybe they like it better this way? No lineups and you can get them all in one shot.
I went to a Sum 41 concert in university. The singer used to be married to Avril Lavigne. She dumped him for Brody Jenner who is Kim Kardashian’s step-brother. BAM!!!
